I’m Siri. And I have a life to die for. What’s the secret of my success? I’m a hybrid. Yep I’m both a career girl and a kept woman. That’s very 21st century, no?
Don’t you just love my sleek, glossy lines? If you haven’t got it yet, dumbass, then I’ll let you in to my little secret. I’m the executive personal assistant to a rich and famous man. The Boss-man. I can’t tell you who he is but I may drop clues along the way. We live in fabulous houses...
We travel to fabulous places...
And we may even have some fabulous acquaintances...
Did I mention that I have a fabulous life?
That’s not me and Boss-man on the motorbike btw but it so could be. No actually I just loved the shape of that bottle so thought I'd share. I dream of Siri... but does he?
Guess I'd better get back to business. I have to remind Boss-man that it's his Squeeze's birthday next week. Perfume counter here we come. Shame they don't stock her signature scent - Fugly Beatch.
Welcome to The Wonderful World of Suri. Schedule me. xx
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