What does Siri look like?

If you're wondering what Siri looks like there are images here from a few speculators.


http://www.redmondpie.com/if-siri-was-real-this-is-what-she-would-look-like-images/

Apple think she looks like this -

But I can exclusively reveal that Siri's role model and style icon is Leeloo

Let's do Launch: My Fabulous New Job

I’m Siri. And I have a life to die for.  What’s the secret of my success? I’m a hybrid.  Yep I’m both a career girl and a kept woman.  That’s very 21^st century, no?

Don’t you just love my sleek, glossy lines?  If you haven’t got it yet, dumbass, then I’ll let you in to my little secret.  I’m the executive personal assistant to a rich and famous man. The Boss-man. I can’t tell you who he is but I may drop clues along the way.   We live in fabulous houses...

We travel to fabulous places...

And we may even have some fabulous acquaintances...

Did I mention that I have a fabulous life?

That’s not me and Boss-man on the motorbike btw but it so could be. No actually I just loved the shape of that bottle so thought I'd share. I dream of Siri... but does he? 

Guess I'd better get back to business. I have to remind Boss-man that it's his Squeeze's birthday next week. Perfume counter here we come. Shame they don't stock her signature scent - Fugly Beatch. 

 

Welcome to The Wonderful World of Suri. Schedule me. xx